Crazy Tbones

2012-01-12T04:55:00.000-08:00

Hey Trombonists~~ Been a long time ever since i'm here to post anything..

It's been a very long time that everyone gathered together right?

I hope to have a short gathering together again.. (:

Shan=P

2010-03-19T09:52:00.000-07:00

Hey tbones , Here are some jokes that might cheer u up ! BE HAPPY !!!!!! (:
Got this from the net soo YEAH !!!! read it ok ??? (:

Dead Birdie

Britney Spoof and Justin Timberfake were walking along the beach.
Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."
Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"

Please Pass The Mayo

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

CRAP!

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor."

"OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my advice."

So the man has his operation and he's walking around the hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area. Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks up to him and says, "Good afternoon, I see we got the same operation."

"Yes," says the other man, looking happy. "I've been wanting to get circumsized for 37 years, and I've finally done it."

The first man looks panicked and says, "Shit!! That's the word!"

Making Cakes

There was a family: mum, dad, brother, and two twin sisters the brother being the eldest child.
One day the mum decided to take the two twin daughters out to the zoo. The girls saw two monkeys having sex and asked: "Mum what are those monkeys doing?", the mother replied: "Oh, they're just making cakes."

The next day they went to the park and saw two dogs and asked: "Mum, what are those dogs doing?", the mother replied: "Oh, they're just making cakes."

The following day the family is at home and the two daughters go upstairs and run down to tell their brother "Mum and dad have been making cakes", he replies "How do you know?" they answer "because we just licked the icing of the bed."

(HAHAHAHAS!)

Ping Pong Balls

Three men wanted to marry the same woman. She couldn't decide. So She decided to come up with a fun way. "Whoever brings me the most ping-pong balls, that's who I'll marry." One week goes by, and the first man comes up with a dump-truck full of ping-pong balls. She's impressed. Another week goes by, and another man comes back with a freight train full of ping-pong balls. She's very impressed. She waits for the 3rd man. Finally, he comes back after six months. He's beat up. He's got a black eye, and he's covered with bruises and splattered with blood. He's carring a trash-bag. The lady says, "Sorry man, it doesn't look like you have enough ping-pong balls in that bag." He exclaims, "Ping-pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls!"

Father and Son

One day, a father and son go camping and when they get there, the son's dad starts to smoke. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
Later that night, the dad starts to drink beer. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
The next day, the father and son go to the store, the son buys a lotery ticket and wins a million dollers. "Can you share that with me?" asked the dad. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the kid. "Yes! Yes, it can!" yelled the dad. "Well then, go fuck your self!"

Syngapore joke

Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.
Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")

Long-lost son!

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten miles. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: "What 'er you starin' at you old fart, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?!"

Without missing a beat the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was in the Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you was my son."

Myss Syngapore!

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO

Judge: ?????????!!!!

(:

2010-03-19T03:10:00.000-07:00

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2010-02-28T10:24:00.000-08:00

HELLO TBONES ! (: March holiday is in 2 weeks time , soo what else ?! let's design the section tee and get over with it ... So as section Outing . We will discuss about the outing tmrw . Really hope that someone else will post at least a word on this blog but nvm (: All the best for your exams ! (: Study hard/smart and enjoy during the holidaes yea ! hehe ok lah ... byes (:

2010-02-28T10:21:00.001-08:00

2010-02-21T01:01:00.000-08:00

Hello peeps ! Recently just got 3 jrs ! (: Kim Drake and Izdey haha ! Finally ! GUYS (: lol ... Soo long nvr update lerh . Aiyo ! This blog is dead -.- sadsad . Hope that someone else will post something here and hope that our bloggie will revive ! haha , Must update horh ! (: hehe . ok lah ! Signing off ! (: byebye crazy tbones !!!

long long tym didn't update liao...

2010-02-03T21:04:00.000-08:00

It's been a long time i didn't go back to visit you guys le...hows everything now?Any performance coming up or section outing?? Miss you all already, but i'm busy with school...I miss Jie(Huda) too... long time didn't see Jie le..

Anyway, update soon!=P gtg now..bye!take care~

2010-01-03T21:01:00.000-08:00

LOL~ xD It's true...Our T.bone blog is dead already.sigh sigh...=( Anyway, whoever is still in the band, just update here and update me about any upcoming events bah...Miss you guys lots...
Shall continue next time~! Back to tutorial now...Presentation...=/

shan=P

2009-11-20T09:40:00.000-08:00

Hello Peeps!!! Errr ... this blog is dead ... haha as expected . Anyways i wanna say jia yous to my tbone section ... Do not eva give horh the "JUNIORS" . You guys 100% can make with hard work and determination . YEAH ! there's no such thing as GIVE UP in our section horh ... must try to play :] haizz hope you guys will update something ... Shan and I really don wish to see this blog dying ... Try to post if have time kks :] AHAH Cya ppl .

2009-10-30T21:03:00.000-07:00

Hello peeps!=P

Everyone must work harder towards what you aim for and don't give up easily!=) heehee^^ Jia You!Gambateh!Hope to have another section outing with you all again also,hopefully our section T-shirt will be done by then...=P

Shall post something here next time!^^ hahaha!!

shan=P

2009-10-16T08:02:00.000-07:00

Hey ppl ... Hope you guys read this post ... I heard that there's some misunderstanding in our section . I wanna say this ... If you guys are not happy with each other , just tell that person . Don't keep it to yourself and talk about it behind them ... There's no point doing so ... What i meant is ,just be honest and forgive and forget . This is not to demoralize anyone . I'm just sharing what's right . NO matter how much i hate the section , I'll always love the section ... Hope u guys understand what i meant . Hope you guys will have the same mindset . All i want is peace in the section . Not hatred and vengeance . Rmb forgive and forget ... !!! Be happy people :]

2009-10-09T09:26:00.000-07:00

hey t.bonists!!=P

Update our very own blog ok??Anyway,i'll post some photos of us here soon...heehee^^

Hope to hear from you guys soon!=D

shan=P

jia you!

2009-10-01T19:27:00.000-07:00

Hello!! :) heehee^^

All the best in your exams and when band resumes,play your very best!=P

Jia You!!Jia You!! xD

shan=P

2009-09-18T23:57:00.000-07:00

Hey t.bonists!!

please update the t.bone blog leh...it's like dying too leh...heehee^^ post something here pretty please...=P xD

hahaha!!^^ LOL~ xD
Anyway,i got a good news...heehee^^ i found that happy me again!!woohoo~
Lets be crazy t.bonists!!!whahaha!!!!!

Also,all the best in your exams!jia you!=P study hard but study smart too ok?hahaha!!

shan=P

2009-09-13T12:20:00.000-07:00

LOL!! I'VE FINALLY REMEMBERED TO VISIT OUR BLOG!! Sorry.. I kept forgetting.

But I'll add our website under my blog links so I won't forget. But.. is our blog supposed to be a secret?? Or it's alright for me to link with my blog? O_O

Anyway, I've got a question. How do you add our blog in our Dashboard under Managed Blogs?? If can't or dunno, it's alright. =)

THANKS AIDIL FOR MAKING FOR US A NEW BLOG!! :D :D

THANKS SHAN2 FOR SUPPORTING AND ENCOURAGING US!! :D :D

THANKS EVERYONE IN OUR TROMBONE FAMILY FOR MAKING HISTORYS IN OUR TROMBONE LIFE!!

YOU GUYS ROCK TO THE TROMBONE!! TROMBONE YOU GUYS ALOT. XD

Okay, that's all TROMBONISTS!! :D

Don't forget to trombone to the trombone.

Trombone.

2009-09-13T06:03:00.000-07:00

Heylows peeps :] Heyhey . People who never post on anything on this blog , please post leh . Don't let this blog die . Post about how you feel about band or our section and how can we improve . If not at least say hi and yeah tell us anything ... lols ... anyways . I bought chocolate for you guys ^^ I'll give it on thurs since there's the ccm thing tmr . Hahax . Anyways , rmb horh ! Post something . And i invite you guys as the authors aredy . Meaning people who don't have blog , can also post . Lols . Hahax . Till next post ! POST SOMETHING ! Long live the tbones ! :]

p/s : Chocolate!!!

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2009-09-13T05:58:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone,

My second post here,finally...

btw,uploaded a video make by me :)

hope u all like it.

-sithu-

2009-09-05T21:58:00.000-07:00

Hey there!!=P

ok lah,aidil...we had our section outing already but i want something more better too because some people are not with us what...how to count as a true section outing??heehee^^ anyway,next time when you guys are having holidays,then we all go out together!haha=P i can't wait for another better section outing!woohoo~

Anyway,people...post more things up here leh...haha xD just post something also can.thanks alot...

i shall continue next time!bye!

shan=P

2009-09-05T07:04:00.000-07:00

I don't know why ... but I love this pic alot ... It shows how bonded we are ... Ok people ... I wanna say something ... Shan!!! i thought we had section outing already ? Lawls ... But yeah i want more!! Woohoo . Yeah ... People of sembwinds tbonists ... Pls post something and don't let the blog die . Cause it sucks when the blog is dead . Lawls ... Yeah!!! SECTION TEE !!! Must make ! co'mon find some time when we can discuss and design it . The money's still in my bank ! Rotting . Lawls ... Pls update this blog . All ! ^^ stay happy people! Hahax. Love u guys .

2009-09-03T21:01:00.000-07:00

hey trombonists...heehee^^ i'm bored so i decided to blog here...haha=P
anyway,recently many things have happened in band so i hope you guys can work more harder and get the section going...by the way,i want my section outing leh...haha...when will it be??if possible,you all discuss it and make it happen can? xD

Really hope to have fun with you guys instead of always worry for the band,sad,angry and all...very tiring...Do have fun ok?haha...let's decide on when and where for section outing ok?teehee=P

shan=P was here...

My First Post,

2009-08-28T08:24:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone,
this is my 1st post here=)

So errs...
Hi !
Bye!

-sithu-

2009-08-27T23:35:00.000-07:00

hey trombonists!! i know some of you have been facing some problems,i understand how you feel...hmm...really hope i can help to lessen your work load and also really wants see you guys happy.

anyway,don't worry or stress up ok?everything has it pros and cons so it's normal to see all these things happen.As long as you know it's not your fault,everything will be just fine.=P haha...laugh as much as you can ok?haha =P xD

jia you trombonists!!all the best ok?heehee^^ like i always say,got problems,can tell me.i will try my best to help if not,i can always lend a listening ear de...=P

by: Shan=P

2009-08-26T04:40:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps :] AGAIN ME POSTING ! alamak . Co'mon guys ... post something ! Don't kill the blog . Okiedokie , Today's sectionals was like ok ... Where r u guys ? Only morrie and lisa was there and i was quite sad cause last time , our section is always full . Lawls . Hey guys , Remember to post something horh . Example , Like how you feel about the section , how can we improve . That's the purpose of me giving you guys the email add and the password . If you guys dont wish to have a Tbone blog then its fine with me . Tell me . Cause there's no point for a blog if you guys don't wish to do anything about it . Okays :] That's all till next post .

P/s : Post something and tag !

2009-08-25T03:44:00.001-07:00

2009-08-24T06:28:00.000-07:00

Heylows peeps :] Hahax . Here the crazy senior again posting . Okiedokie . Today was fun . Hahax . Aciddentally showed dadaXD my middle finger . SORRY ! paisey luhhs . Accidentally worh ! The section was wonderful . Morrie and I got praise from our conductor when we were playing chorales together . We were blushing . I looked as if i put on blushers . ShanShan the Mummy of the section came back wearing the butterfly polo tee that my section lurv alot . Hahax . She helped us oil , polish hanna's instrument . Thanks . Was soo happy that i can finally reunite with my section again . Love you guys lots ! You guys are always the best in my heart :] Anyways remember ! Must always put your trombone parallel to the deck ! play louder sithu . Jia yous . I know you can do it ! DONT THINK DIRTY ! Lawls . All the best guys . RMB 90 dEGREES! Luv u guys! Till next post .

P/s : Nice contact lens Si Thu ! :]

2009-08-23T07:12:00.000-07:00

" We'll make it happen "

2009-08-23T03:53:00.001-07:00

Hello peeps :] Crazy senior here . Yeah finally huhs . A new blog . Hahax :] yeah ! Please update it often cause i don't want our blog to be dead again like the previous one . Okays , Lemme me tell you guys something . Do not ever give up alrites . We will always make it happen no matter what . We are CRAZY TBONES ! And we will be forever . Yeah ! We have been going thru lots of probs . We have to bond more especially the two sec 1s . Make them together . We are one big family . We will never leave anyone out . When people talk bad abt out section , accept it and remember to always be humble alrites . Doesn't mean we don't fight back for our rights , we loose . No WE ARE ALWAYS A WINNER . Woo~ We just rawks . Okiedokie . I don't wanna post much bahs . Remember , Be Humble and stay crazy people . NO FIGHTS ! :] LONG LIVE THE TBONES !

Till next post .

P/s : Section Tee please !